Apropos of absolutely nothing
me: ohmygod, how are we going to know what to do with it when the thing gets here?
soon-to-be-father-of-our-child: y’know, awhile ago in a moment of angst i asked you the same thing. you said all we have to do is feed it and change its diaper, and as it grew more complicated, we’d learn what to do.
me: …
me: well…don’t throw my words back in my face!
father-to-be: obama’s a muslim!