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	<description>clever would be nice</description>
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		<title>Brilliant!</title>
		<link>http://chelseywaters.com/soapbox/2010/06/brilliant/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jun 2010 18:44:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chelsey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Haven&#8217;t talked this over with the Husband yet, but sure he&#8217;ll agree: since we can&#8217;t agree on a name for the fetus, have decided to sell naming rights to child (see also: sports stadium naming), with proceeds going toward child&#8217;s college fund. This offer applies to first and middle names only; if you wish to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Over under</title>
		<link>http://chelseywaters.com/soapbox/2009/12/over-unde/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Dec 2009 00:24:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chelsey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am making red lamé underwear for my husband.
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		<title>Discussion of &#8220;Left 4 Dead&#8221;: A transcription</title>
		<link>http://chelseywaters.com/soapbox/2009/10/discussion-of-left-4-dead-a-transcription/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2009 20:11:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chelsey</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[can't believe i know there's a "4" (not "for) in "Left 4 Dead"]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Matt: The music is like &#60;  falsetto &#62;  &#8220;Dee dee dee&#8221;  &#60; / falsetto &#62; and then you hear &#60; bass &#62;  &#8220;ragghhhhhhh raggghhhhhhhhh ragggghhhhhhh&#8221;  &#60; / bass &#62;.
Soylent H: &#8230;Wow.
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		<title>Squirrel Wars 2009: Standoff at high 7 o&#8217;clock</title>
		<link>http://chelseywaters.com/soapbox/2009/07/squirrel-wars-2009-standoff-at-high-7-oclock/</link>
		<comments>http://chelseywaters.com/soapbox/2009/07/squirrel-wars-2009-standoff-at-high-7-oclock/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 16:43:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chelsey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hostilities commenced just after dawn, when the Enemy Squirrel sent a scouting party* across the border** to pillage supplies**.

Little did the party know, however, that there was a gun trained on its every move.

Pow! Bang! Zing!
With the rapid action only a semiautomatic pistol can deliver, the Allies delivered rubber shock and awe. The scouting party [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Squirrel Wars 2009</title>
		<link>http://chelseywaters.com/soapbox/2009/07/squirrel-wars-2009-armed-and-dangerous/</link>
		<comments>http://chelseywaters.com/soapbox/2009/07/squirrel-wars-2009-armed-and-dangerous/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 20:52:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chelsey</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://chelseywaters.com/soapbox/?p=1189</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ever since we built a gate (did I mention that? Yeah, WE BUILT A FUCKING GATE AND NOTHING CAN STOP US NOW except for maybe the ridiculously hot weather), we&#8217;ve been awakened in the morning to the gentle gnawing of a squirrel outside our bedroom window. So yesterday, when a squirrel dropped dead in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>On procreation</title>
		<link>http://chelseywaters.com/soapbox/2009/04/on-procreation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 11:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chelsey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Approximately everyone I know has been hopping on the pregnancy bandwagon of late, whereas I&#8217;m just trying to avoid being run over by it. HUSBAND we need to have a talk about your needs, and how you won&#8217;t be having them anymore.
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		<title>Berkeley, Oakland, Napa, and people who are pretty cool</title>
		<link>http://chelseywaters.com/soapbox/2009/03/berkeley-oakland-napa-and-people-who-are-pretty-cool/</link>
		<comments>http://chelseywaters.com/soapbox/2009/03/berkeley-oakland-napa-and-people-who-are-pretty-cool/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 01:43:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chelsey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Fun fact: SFO doesn&#8217;t even give you free wireless, but Horizon Air serves free beer and wine on the flight between my town and SEA. (Well, the late-night flight, not the early morning flight.) I had water. No one else did.
 Anyway, I had a wonderful weekend. After my presentation, H and J picked [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Watching the state of the union</title>
		<link>http://chelseywaters.com/soapbox/2009/02/watching-the-state-of-the-union/</link>
		<comments>http://chelseywaters.com/soapbox/2009/02/watching-the-state-of-the-union/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 11:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chelsey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just finished a fan-damn-tastic date of Taco Bell and President Obama&#8217;s address to the Congress, or whatever they call it when it&#8217;s not the State of the Union. Mostly we just ingested lots of sodium and cursed CSPAN for not showing enough wide shots so we could see when the Republicans were standing and when [...]]]></description>
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