Brilliant!
Haven’t talked this over with the Husband yet, but sure he’ll agree: since we can’t agree on a name for the fetus, have decided to sell naming rights to child (see also: sports stadium naming), with proceeds going toward child’s college fund. This offer applies to first and middle names only; if you wish to buy the child’s last name, there is a secret minimum that must be met, proceeds of which go to what we’ll call “The Early Retirement Fund.”
this is brilliant, indeed! i think “apple” would be good… “BP”, not so much. “frito lay”… i like that one.
let me know how it goes. and congrats!!
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I like it. I’m thinking Comcast Tacobell Waters? Macintosh H.P. Waters? Ramanosmacaronigrill Invesco Waters?
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Chelsey replied:
June 7th, 2010 at 20:10
Please, it’s “Invesco Field at Mile High Waters.” Get it right.
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British Petroleum Waters would be pretty fitting for the current events, though, when you think about it…
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Chelsey replied:
June 7th, 2010 at 20:10
I’m depressed AND amused.
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hahahaha I love it. Invesco field at mile high waters. That’s a tough one for a nickname though.
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I’ve got it! Halli Burton Waters. It works on so many levels. Halli is a legitimate first name, Burton snowboards could sponsor the middle name, and Halliburton could more than cover that early retirement fund.
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