Why do I not have a subscription to my local paper?
Headlines like this: “Yard sales can benefit buyer, seller“
Someone giving me a fucking paycheck and I will WRITE BETTER HEADLINES:
- Sale(s) away: Yard sale season takes off
- Boost your personal economy with a yard sale/Recession getting you down? Yard sales can help lift your personal economy
- When ‘everything must go’: tips for successful yard sales
- Sell yourself — or at least your history: tips for successful yard sales
- From the comfort of your own home: conduct a successful yard sale
- Setting sale: Make good on your yard sale effort
- Economy down? Yard sales are up
No, they’re nothing spectacular, but I hope they’re a step above “Yard sales can benefit buyer, seller.” Sheesh.
…I need a job.
They should clearly hire you. Your third headline is my favorite.
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