Things I would rather do than go back to school this semester
10. Clean the cat litter. In every house in town.
9. Watch that evil Hann*h Mont*na show
8. Do math.
7. Pay last month’s electricity bill. This month’s should be better, seeing as how it’s, yeah, SIXTY DEGREES WARMER. Frick.
6. Fuzzle Trollop’s furry belly.
5. Watch anything on FOX “news.”
4. Play Risk or Axis & Allies, or other mind-numbingly long, boring games.
3. Get a tattoo.
2. Shop at Walmart.
1. Break my own leg so as to avoid being able to drive to campus.
Oh well, it’s all moot, seeing as how school has started. Internets, I will need your support. Teaching ESL is OHMYGOD so much different from regular freshman comp.
My semester starts one week from today. I’m not looking forward to it, either. But do tell more about teaching ESL…
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My semester starts one week from today. I’m not looking forward to it, either. But do tell more about teaching ESL…
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Ugh to last month's electricity bill. Ugh to this month's also because we turned the thermostat up above 70 degrees to keep the baby warm. But I'm sure we could arrange the game of Risk or Axis & Allies.
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Ugh to last month's electricity bill. Ugh to this month's also because we turned the thermostat up above 70 degrees to keep the baby warm. But I'm sure we could arrange the game of Risk or Axis & Allies.
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Well, when it actually comes down to #3, I know a chick…
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Well, when it actually comes down to #3, I know a chick…
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